
Tired of fighting over one blanket?
- One warm, one quietly furious
- Blanket migrates to one side every night
- The 2am 'you took the blanket' talk.
We thought of everything
- Both people warm, both people hands free
- 280 gsm microfleece, warmth for two
- Wide enough that nobody compromises
- Both warm, all hands free
Other companies looked at Slanket Siamese and thought: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| ✦ Slanket Siamese ✦ | Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 120" × 80" | Barely fits one person comfortably |
| Built for two | ✓ Two sets of sleeves, one blanket | Share and fight over it |
| No blanket hogging | ✓ Room for both of you | Someone always loses |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Backed by | ✓ 25+ years in comfort products | Since last Tuesday |
Why Slanket Siamese Wins:
- Invented it — 1998
- 280 gsm double-brushed fleece
- Actually 120" × 80"
- Two sets of sleeves, one blanket
- No more blanket fights
- 25+ years of refinement
One blanket. Two people. Zero fighting over it.
Questions we get a lot.
Honest answers. No corporate runaround.
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Order before 12pm MST - ships same day. Standard USA delivery 3-7 days. Express options at checkout.
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90 days. Money back. Free returns. Unworn and unwashed only. Full policy on our returns page.
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Yes. Full-length sleeves on both sides. This is not a compromise product. Both of you get everything.
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Totally fine — it's oversized enough that one person can stretch out solo just as easily as two people can share it.
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At 120" x 80", it's built to drape generously over a couch or spread across a bed. It's the biggest thing in the room at full size, so worth a quick measure if space is tight.
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Slanket Siamese is 120 inches wide by 80 inches long — sized for two full sets of sleeves. This is not a throw blanket. This is a commitment.
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Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself.
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Yes - pricing never included. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com for a gift message.
The Slanket Family
One for every person in your life who has been doing blankets wrong.
Slanket
The one that started it all. Full-length sleeves, a built-in foot pocket, and 60"×80". Pick yours and stop fighting with your blanket.
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Slanket Jr.
Everything that makes the original great — the sleeves, the foot pocket — sized for little loungers. Because kids get cold too, and they deserve better than a blanket that falls off every five minutes.
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Stroller Slanket
Warmth that actually stays put. Designed specifically so your little one stays cozy on the go. The same premium fleece as the original Slanket, built for life on the move.
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Slanket Onesie
The Slanket concept taken to its logical conclusion. A full-body wearable blanket — head-to-toe warmth, zero cold spots, no adjustments needed.
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