Slanket Siamese
Slanket Siamese
"The best $60 I've ever spent." — Jacob
THE ORIGINAL BLANKET WITH SLEEVES• We invented it. Others copied it. Learn More
• Stays on. Keeps you warm. Frees your hands.
• Better materials. Smarter design. 20 years of cozy.
THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU, IF...
• One of you is always cold and the other one always has the blanket
• You have had the "you took the blanket" conversation more than twice this month
• You are willing to commit to the same couch cushion for the entire movie
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$7.99 SHIPPING WITHIN USA
OEKO-TEX CERTIFIED
90 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
When will it Ship?
When will it Ship?
- Orders placed by 12pm MST Ship Same Day
- $7.99 Shipping in the USA
- Money Back Guarantee
- Free Returns & Exchanges
- Express Shipping Options at Checkout
What if I don't love it?
What if I don't love it?
90-day money-back guarantee. Free returns. You have nothing to lose except being cold.
Is it actually better than the cheap ones?
Is it actually better than the cheap ones?
Jacob bought his in 2006. He still uses it every day. The cheap ones are not doing that.
Features & Description
Features & Description
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Recommend washing it by itself.
- 100% Polyester
- Wash in cold water on the gently cycle
- Dry on low.
Tired of fighting over one blanket?
- One person warm, one person quietly furious
- Blanket migrating to one side every single night
- The 2am "you took the blanket" conversation. Again.
Unreasonably well thought out.
- One Slanket — two complete sets of full-length sleeves
- 280 gsm double-brushed microfleece — warmth for two
- Wide enough that neither of you is compromising
- Both people warm, both people with free hands
- Folds into a couch cushion for storage
- OEKO-TEX certified · Machine washable
The specs, since you asked.
Questions we get a lot.
Honest answers. No corporate runaround.
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Order before 12pm MST and it ships the same day. Standard delivery within the USA takes 3–7 business days. Express options are available at checkout if you need it faster. We get it — being cold is urgent.
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90 days. Money back. Free returns. If you don't love it — which is rare, but we respect it — send it back and we'll sort you out. The only condition is that it hasn't been worn or washed. Full policy on our returns page.
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Jacob bought his Slanket in 2006. He still uses it every day. We've never heard that story about a knockoff. The difference is in the fleece weight, the construction, and 20 years of refinement. But honestly — try it and see.
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Cold water, gentle cycle, mild detergent, dry on low. Wash it by itself — don't throw it in with a full load. That's genuinely all it needs. It comes out perfectly every time.
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Absolutely — and it makes a genuinely great one. We never include pricing in the package, so it's gift-safe by default. Email us at customerservice@theslanket.com if you'd like a gift message included.
A lot of companies looked at the Slanket and said: 'we can do that, but worse.'
They were right.
We don't name names. We just make a better product and let you figure it out.
| The Slanket ✦ | The Knockoffs | |
|---|---|---|
| Invented it | ✓ 1998 | No — they copied it |
| Fleece quality | ✓ 280 gsm double-brushed | Basic poly. You'll feel it. |
| Actual size | ✓ 60" × 80" | "Generous" (it isn't) |
| Foot pocket | ✓ Properly designed | A gesture, not a feature |
| Folds to cushion | ✓ Brilliant storage | Just a blanket in a pile |
| Safety certified | ✓ OEKO-TEX | Unverified |
| Years of refinement | ✓ 20+ years | Since last Tuesday |
| Jacob's loyalty | ✓ 19 years and counting | N/A |
20 years. One original. Zero regrets.
- ✓ $7.99 Shipping in the USA
- ✓ Free Returns & Exchanges
- ✓ 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee
- ✓ OEKO-TEX Certified
The rest of the Slanket family.
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Slanket
The one that started it all. Full-length sleeves, a built-in foot pocket, and 60"×80" of 280 gsm double-brushed micro-fleece. The original blanket with sleeves — invented in 1998, perfected over 20 years, available in multiple colors. Pick yours and stop fighting with your blanket.
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Slanket Jr.
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Stroller Slanket
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Slanket Onesie
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